SQUASH NEWS
Athlee McClear, the Ladies League coordinator reports at the halfway stage of the 2010 season the Ladies 2nd and 4th League teams are holding their own in very competitive and tough leagues. If you would like to play Ladies Social or League Squash, Athlee can be contacted on 083 610 1709.
Western Province Men’s Leagues
Kelvin Grove is competing in men’s sixth league for the first time. We also have a 13th League team, both teams are enjoying tough competitive squash and have a 50% win/loss season so far. Nick Thorne is the League coordinator and can be contacted on 072 256 4555.
Western Province Masters League
Masters league are competing in 2nd League for the first time, and are doing extremely well, certainly in the top two. Well done guys - keep it up and win the League for Kelvin.
The 3rd, 4th and 5th Masters teams are all doing well thanks to the influx of new players and extended squads.
Kelvin Grove Squash gets stronger every year - we are always looking to welcome new squash playing members. Anyone wishing to play Social or League squash can contact the relevant ladies or men’s coordinators above and for masters, contact me on 0824494088 or Brian Chetty on 0849626063.
Just for a wee laugh.
Paddy, the electrician got sacked from the U.S. Prison Service for not servicing the electric chair. He said: “In my professional opinion it is a death trap”
Paddy and Mick are reading Headstones at a nearby cemetary. Mick says :
”Crikey, there’s a bloke here who lived until he was 152.”
Paddy asks: “What was his name?”
Mick replies: ”Miles from Dublin”
Remember, “Squash players do it against the wall”
Yours in Squash,
BILL MALLETT